Start Your Engines - New Excuses! The latest excuses from http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/. http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:00:41 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 PUTTING OFF YARDWORK? http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com Submit your excuse for not getting your yardwork done, then vote on others! Contest starts March 1 '08. Fri, 29 Feb 2008 20:08:28 +0100 http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com "mY WIFE LOOKED SO LOVELY TODAY, I DID NOT WANT TO MISS A MINUTE OF TIME WITHOUT HER" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8330 Submitted by rod from neenah, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8330 "LOOKED LIKE RAIN" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8329 Submitted by rod from neenah, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8329 "THE RABBITS WERE STAYING COOL IN THE COOL LAWN..HOW COULD i HURT NATURE" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8331 Submitted by rod from neenah, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8331 "my mower is missing" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8328 Submitted by Shad from Port Neches, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8328 "i may get skin cancer" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8327 Submitted by Shad from Port Neches, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8327 "my shoe laces are broken" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8326 Submitted by Shad from Port Neches, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8326 "my son once told me the grass was to long and he couldnt cut the grass i would have to ... http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8325 Submitted by rainne from scottville, MI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8325 "too dang hot" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8324 Submitted by Miranda from mcgehee, AR http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8324 "debilitating back injury [sorry, not funny, but true :( ]" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8321 Submitted by J from Milwaukee, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8321 "my shows are on!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8322 Submitted by J from Milwaukee, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8322 "always havin whoopee." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8323 Submitted by J from Milwaukee, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8323 "Im lazy!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8319 Submitted by Mallory from middletown, NY http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8319 "IM fat" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8320 Submitted by Mallory from middletown, NY http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8320 "My lawnmower sucks!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8318 Submitted by Mallory from middletown, NY http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8318 "Allergies!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8317 Submitted by Stephanie from Verona, PA http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8317 "it's too hot outside; don't want to get heat stroke." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8314 Submitted by Rowland from Farmers Branch, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8314 "my arthritis is acting up." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8315 Submitted by Rowland from Farmers Branch, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8315 "let it grow a few more inches." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8316 Submitted by Rowland from Farmers Branch, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8316 "too bleedin hot" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8313 Submitted by J from San Diego, CA http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8313 "the dogs are out there" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8312 Submitted by Andrea from Morganton, NC http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8312 "they have professional people to do yardwork for a reason!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8311 Submitted by kerrie from monson, MA http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8311 "i just did my nails." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8310 Submitted by kerrie from monson, MA http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8310 "i have cramps!!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8309 Submitted by kerrie from monson, MA http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8309 "work all day" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8306 Submitted by robert from great falls, MT http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8306 "work all day" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8307 Submitted by robert from great falls, MT http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8307 "day off" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8308 Submitted by robert from great falls, MT http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8308 "No beer holder on the lawnmower." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8305 Submitted by jeff from La Crosse, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8305 "Grass grows to fast." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8304 Submitted by jeff from La Crosse, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8304 "Can't get the wife to do it." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8303 Submitted by jeff from La Crosse, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8303 "I miss the jungle!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8302 Submitted by Pamela from Minford, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8302 "It need to thicken!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8301 Submitted by Pamela from Minford, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8301 "The dog has no place to hide!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8300 Submitted by Pamela from Minford, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8300 "it needs more rain right now it is too dry to mow" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8299 Submitted by Barb from Newark, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8299 "sun is too hot" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8298 Submitted by lisa from corpus christi, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8298 "dont have the right equipment" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8297 Submitted by lisa from corpus christi, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8297 "dont have enough time" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8296 Submitted by lisa from corpus christi, TX http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8296 "My husband is lazy and doesnt so Sh*t when he gets home!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8295 Submitted by Angie from Racine, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8295 "Its been raining to much!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8294 Submitted by Angie from Racine, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8294 "I am pregnant and lazy!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8293 Submitted by Angie from Racine, WI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8293 "too hot!!!" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8290 Submitted by Jamie from Lima, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8290 "Sun is too bright" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8291 Submitted by Jamie from Lima, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8291 "My suglasses broke" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8292 Submitted by Jamie from Lima, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8292 "Its too hot and I have nothing to drink" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8289 Submitted by Kelly from Britton, MI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8289 "My shoes are wet" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8288 Submitted by Kelly from Britton, MI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8288 "I gotta go to the lawnmower races" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8287 Submitted by Kelly from Britton, MI http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8287 "neighbor told me to mow" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8286 Submitted by herb from hopkinsville, KY http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8286 "forgot i had a yard" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8285 Submitted by herb from hopkinsville, KY http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8285 "didn't see the grass" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8284 Submitted by herb from hopkinsville, KY http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8284 "I have dish pan hands" http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8283 Submitted by Richard from Madison, OH http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8283 "My dog won't quit crapping long enough to get the entire yard mowed." http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8282 Submitted by Tammy from Bakersfield, CA http://www.bestmowingexcuse.com/index.php?action=view_one&id=8282